we have officially lost it.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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