I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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