There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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