and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
