help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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