I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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