Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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