Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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