with your own penis?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
...so i touched it.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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