Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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