Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
