I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Farmville is her only friend.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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