He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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