I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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