don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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