I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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