win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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