New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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