And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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