Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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