The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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