Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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