Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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