when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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