Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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