This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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