he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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