Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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