Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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