Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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