I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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