Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
accomplished twins. life is a go
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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