is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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