i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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