Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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