is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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