it wasn't lemon gatorade
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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