I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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