ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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