I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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