small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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