I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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