first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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