I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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