I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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