Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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