at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
