I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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