your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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