He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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