my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
They took my balls.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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