OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
