You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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