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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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