I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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