i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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